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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
6:15 AM
Hi, guys.
Just to let you know, we have another family/role thingum!
(Sorry Shi, I know this is super inappropriate above your post, which is so motivational and objective, but I have to announce this before I forget. The contrast between this rubbish and your post is like, great.)
Guys,
embrace yourself.
You're gonna read quite a lot of obscenities.
Angie - Panties
Becky - Butt
Isabel - Blood
Jessica - Fart
Megan - Tampon
Mich - Pad
Nat - Pee
Shiqi - Diapers
Weela - Shit
Whoever bears violent protests/strong feelings of against-ness (Heh, I'm crapping again, sorry) shall be immediately shot and shot again, before being crushed to a pulp. Survivors will be hung on the school's flagpole, after being skinned. If you still survive (A 0.9999% percent possibility), you'll be burnt and charcoaled and eaten for dinner by Nick. Maybe nick will eat you for breakfast if she's hungry enough; If she doesn't have too much wet Weela in her.
Okay, ignore the Weela up there.
Whoever refuses your role,
You'll be doomed.
Degrading to bra/tube will be practised.
(Or you'll be Nick's diarrhoea.)
Thank you for your kind understanding. (Or lack of it.)
Hahaha, yes.
Q: So how will the "roles"/nicknames (Omg lame pun!) be applicable in our daily training/SRC lives?
A: We'll call each other the names, obviously. Example, for Mich:
Mich = Pad, so when you see her, cheer her on!
"Go girl, have a happy period!" *
Yeah, something along those lines.
:D
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*Note: Disclaimer - If anyone stares at you awkwardly/Coaches & teachers have something to say about you calling each other these royal names, it's not our fault. And it's nothing to do with this blogpost as well. Maybe, next time we'll just call each other that during lunch together or something.
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Btw, all the references to Nick - Purely coincidental
It's okay, we love Nick all the sameeee :D
Besides that.
The softball shirt? Yeah I'll get to doing it soon enough.
Tampon, stop bugging me about it. Heh.
Isabel, please post.
And tell your dad about it asap.
K,
Bye.
Guess who :D